rsadelle:

whats-his-face:

Hard to believe this is the setup for a porn, and not an Oscar nominated film

To say that caption was not what I was expecting would be an understatement.

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minuty:

“The problem is you are too busy holding on to your unworthiness.”

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thedanceronthestreets:

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softboiledeggdealer:

so apparently the “bad vibes” I’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

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pipcomix:

pipcomix:

Thank fucking god for plumbers who are willing to go behind their corporate bosses’ backs and be like “yeah don’t pay the 150 dollar emergency fee just gimme 40 bucks under the table, also, don’t buy a water heater from us, my boss will charge u like 800 bucks. go to Lowe’s and ask for a Scratch n’ Dent, they’ll give you for like 200 bucks. Call me tomorrow and I can install it for you in like an hour” wow… solidarity

I cannot express how much I would rather slip one workperson 40 bucks directly into their pocket for doing me a solid by not making me get ripped off by his bosses, like…….. thanks bro

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